The people who design, build, market, or are otherwise involved in the production of printers deserve a cockpunch. Each and every one of them. Even the ladies. What the frak is so damn hard about depositing ink onto paper? I mean, for the love of all that is holy, they invented printers BEFORE computers. How hard is this to get right?

Why, why, why does a printer work on Tuesday, then not on Wednesday? And no one changed anything! But lo and behold, if you go screw around with the printer queue something will get checked or unchecked and magically the damn thing will work again.

This is why we need paperless offices. So that we don’t have to deal with these godforsaken printers.